Under a rain of golden dollar signs and fake affirmations, King Delegate rules the empire of effortless income. Crowned with confidence and sipping something disturbingly blue, he whispers his mantra: “The harder I sit back, the richer I feel.”
Behind him, a caffeine-powered assistant runs his entire business on a touchscreen while holding an “organic energy boost” like it’s a sacred relic. The wall says “Work Hard, Play Harder”—but let’s be honest, no one here works.
Somewhere in the blockchain, a motivational NFT auto-generates itself and retires early.
