In the pink meeting room of Mythic Metrics Inc., the air was full of excitement – and also full of glitter.
A unicorn in a bright yellow tie stood in front of a chart going up fast. He looked very proud. He hit the whiteboard with a glittery stick, and shiny dust flew into the air like magic.
“See this line?” he said, voice calm as an audiobook and twice as smug. “That’s not growth. That’s glitter. And it’s compounding.“
On the floor, a shiny pink intern with a toy unicorn horn looked amazed. His eyes got big. His dream was happening. All the coffee cups that said “Hustle Hard” finally made sense. His hard work wasn’t just work – it was sparkle power.
More confetti flew out of nowhere. Maybe from his pockets. Nobody knew.
The unicorn kept talking. He was serious. “Normal money stuff is boring. What we do here? It’s magic money. Glitter money.”
Outside the room, a tired unicorn janitor looked in. He saw all the glitter on the floor. He sighed and slowly closed the door. Again.
Back inside, the intern jumped up. “So you’re saying… if I hustle with more glitter, I get more money?”
The unicorn nodded. “Yes. But only if you believe. And you sell your belief. We have three levels…”
- Sparkle
- Premium Sparkle
- and Platinum Glow
The chart sparkled again. In the back, a coffee machine made a sad noise.
