In the sacred hustle jacuzzi, bubbles rise—and so does the passive income. “You don’t pay the price for success,” says one guru, filming a TikTok course called ‘Bathwater Billionaire Blueprint.’ His friend nods, towel on head, champagne in hand, legally classified as a startup.
On the wall, a yacht painting watches silently, bought as an NFT and framed out of spite. The secret?
They outsourced ambition. Somewhere, a finance bro cancels his gym membership and buys a bath bomb instead.
