Day one of the big Robot Intern experiment, and the office already feels like a sci-fi summer camp.
The CEO, with starry eyes and a shiny new AI Robo-Go-Getter perched by her side, calls it a revolution in productivity. Tim, a human intern on his second week, calls it nightmare fuel (under his breath, of course).
At 9:00 a.m. sharp, the Robo-Interns clock in via Wi-Fi. They’re knee-high, rolling around on little tank treads, and disturbingly efficient. One zooms by and drops a perfectly formatted report on Tim’s desk – something he’d been wrestling with since yesterday. Another bot is busy 3D-printing the CEO’s favorite latte (with foam art of the company logo, naturally).
By 9:15, a Robo-Intern has fixed a bug in the codebase, organized the supply closet by color and size, and scheduled three meetings (with zero conflicts, because they optimized the calendar). The office Slack bursts to life with cheerful status updates from each robot, written in a bafflingly human-like, upbeat tone.
