Ian was on the brink of burnout when he heard about the Hustle Shaman. Some Silicon Valley guru’s podcast swore by this mystical life coach who could cure *entrepreneurial exhaustion* with ancient rites (and a hefty consulting fee). Desperate and delirious, Ian booked a session – which is how he’s ended up in the *desert at midnight* on a vision quest for his career.
The shaman’s name is Two Wolves Running… but he also answers to Kevin, MBA. Draped in a mix of *tribal leather* and startup-hoodie chic, he radiates an aura of authority and incense. Ian, in his crumpled work shirt and khakis, looks comically out of place in this *sacred setting*, clutching his laptop bag like a security blanket.
“Tonight, we seek your hustle spirit,” intones Two Wolves (Kevin) as he sprinkles a circle of crushed Red Bull cans around the fire – *modern offerings* to appease the spirits of productivity.
