GuruGPT launched!
Ash is a startup founder who has tried every productivity hack under the sun and a few under the moon. Now, in a last-ditch effort to find balance, they’ve downloaded GuruGPT, the hottest AI life coach on the market.
“Your Digital Guru will see you now,” shouts the app. Ash lights a stick of sandalwood incense (plugged neatly into a USB port because why not), and the Digital Guru materializes – part Silicon Valley, part Shambhala.
The session begins with a gentle hum. “Let’s align your chakras,” the AI coos, its voice a soothing blend of Dalai Lama calm and customer service politeness. A progress bar hovers in mid-air: Aligning Chakras: 35%. Ash peeks one eye open. Is their enlightenment really loading like a software update?
GuruGPT has an answer for everything!
