Yiihaa, step right up to the greatest self-improvement show on earth!
In this three-ring extravaganza, the business coach is literally a circus clown, red nose and all. He prances around the center ring in a sparkly suit, equal parts ringmaster and stand-up comedian.
The “audience” – weary professionals hoping for insight – sit on bleachers, popcorn in hand, as our clown-coach juggles buzzwords like flaming torches.
“Success! Balance! Mindset!” he cries, tossing each glowing orb higher. A tightrope walker above teeters carrying a sign that says “Work-Life Balance,” drawing oohs and aahs.
There’s even a lion tamer in the corner, cracking a whip labeled “Discipline” at a lazy lion labeled “Procrastination.” It’s ridiculously entertaining and only mildly informative.
The crowd applauds the spectacle, some taking notes, others just enjoying the show. And when the circus wraps up, they leave with cotton candy inspiration that melts by morning.
