Blanketbro™ just cracked the code: why nap on cash when you can nap because of cash? After charging $499 for “cozypreneur” retreats and launching his NFT SnuggleMap™, he became the world’s first blanketfluencer.
Now, while his intern studies affiliate links from a beanbag throne, Blanketbro sips green juice and dreams in passive income. His signature move? Monetized stillness.
Somewhere, a tired motivational speaker Googles “how to pivot into pajamas.”
