In the great pyramid of grind, every visionary needs a sturdy base – preferably one with extra protein, sunglasses, and no say in the matter.
Here we meet the unsung foundation of every hustle-fueled empire: the orange dude. Freckled, fearless, and slightly squished, he’s holding up a startup founder who’s just discovered standing desks and unchecked ambition.
“Every empire starts with a good pair of shoulders and zero boundaries,” the upper-floor guru proclaims, moments before launching a webinar titled “10X Your Influence by Ignoring Red Flags.”
The sun is shining, the grass is neon, and the work-life balance is buried somewhere under that desk. HR? Out of office. Ergonomics? Vibes-based. Consent? Spiritually implied.
There’s a weird crunch underfoot – not from the grass, but from the fragile trust of unpaid interns. And yet the empire rises, step by invisible step.
You might think this is a metaphor for modern business. But no, this is Hustletology – where metaphors go to become team-building exercises, and everyone’s expected to be a ladder.
This isn’t just a power structure. It’s an influencer stack – powered by ambition, caffeine, and a shocking lack of insurance coverage.
