They dressed for the job they wanted — then unexpectedly became self-aware and booked a two-week all-inclusive in Bermuda.
These sentient ties, once trapped in Monday meetings, now sip mocktails and give keynote speeches on “Neckwear Empowerment.” Floral Tie preaches mindfulness; Polka Dot Tie just vibes. No goals, no KPIs — just tan lines and existential freedom.
Somewhere, a stressed-out consultant loosens his tie… and hears it whisper, “Follow your thread.”
