In a world where buildings are built out of buzzwords and bricks of bravado, two visionaries take networking literally. Their startup isn’t on the rise – it’s being physically hoisted upward by their own hands, one plywood arrow at a time.
“Build the hype, climb the charts!” they shout, while standing on a rickety scaffold that would make any safety inspector cry into their clipboard. Behind them? A skyscraper made entirely of questionable metrics, padded slide decks, and probably three unpaid interns holding it together.
But that doesn’t matter. The stars are right there – printed, cut out, and taped to the backdrop like goals on a vision board. The upward arrow they nailed to the skyline might be hollow, but it’s bold. And pink. And trending.
Their ladder is optimism. Their platform is confidence. Their audience? Anyone who thinks graphs go up because of belief alone.
In Hustletology, the only thing more powerful than results… is the illusion of results with solid lighting.
Because, if you build the hype loud enough, even the charts have to play along…?
