Two hustle gurus share a sacred soak in the “Liquid Assets Tub™”—champagne bubbles, gold coins, and the faint scent of burned ambition.
One just trademarked waiting, the other sells a course on bathtub networking. Their mantra? “Good things come to those who hustle while they wait.” But only if they wait shirtless, sipping crypto-infused cola, in a luxury bath that screams, “I manifested this with my Wi-Fi password.”
Somewhere outside, a confused plumber Googles “how to unclog a drain full of NFTs.”
