The skyline had never seen confidence like this. Somewhere between a protein shake and a TED Talk, the building formerly known as Tower B ripped off its scaffolding, tied its own curtain rods into resistance bands, and flexed.
It wasn’t always like this. Tower B used to be a plain, concrete cube — always shadowed by glass giants and rooftop cocktail bars. But one Monday morning, after reading “Flexonomics for Founders”, something inside snapped. Not literally. Just spiritually.
Now it hoisted itself into the pink sunrise with the swagger of a motivational speaker on a trampoline. Pink wraps around its waist? Not architectural tape — ambition belts.
Onlookers below? Tiny ants in loafers. They gawked as Tower B declared, “Stand tall, flex hard, and let the skyline adjust to YOUR glow.” One skyscraper fainted. Another applied for a glow-up permit.
The vibe? A scented mix of cement, hot ambition, and vanilla protein powder. The clouds, slightly confused, reshaped themselves into biceps.
Meanwhile, in the glass building next door, a motivational coach named Chad Etherton was recording a livestream. “We must all be the building,” he whispered, before being crushed by a falling dumbbell made entirely of confidence.
Was Tower B now a structural hazard? Yes. Was it also a beacon of uninhibited hustle energy? Absolutely.
In the world of Hustletology, some climb to the top. Some become the top.
And if a building can flex its way into legend, what’s your excuse?
